At Nukes R Us we sell Russian nukes and have them delivered right to your door. We can also launch a strike from our Bulava submarine on your behalf. We have the best nukes, and are a reliable source. Of course, they are expensive.

We had email verification required for account creation. You can now create/register an account without email and actually vote in the poll.

Targeting can take up to one week. Our alternate submarine method is only to be used for North & South America. Otherwise we are only available to strike Europe, The Middle East, and African targets via Iksander. We can hit any target in the world, for the same price. Please consider our offerings seriously, everything published on this site is fact.

Please use the store PGP key for any inquiries.

How to order:

  • Create an account and sign in.
  • Browse the Products available
  • Add products to your cart.
  • When you are done adding products to your cart, go to its page and click checkout.
  • Use the order comment field to put your address, and please use PGP (store key)